The Scaremongering Douche Nozzle - The Paul Mort Podcast

The Scaremongering Douche Nozzle

January 24, 2015

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Sometimes (very rarely) when my human
tolerance is running high…
 
I go to a public gym. With others humans…
 
Shocked, aren’t you dude?
 
Anyhoo….
 
Earlier in the week I was doing some bike
sprints (honestly)
 
and I caught this dude “Martin Lewis”
 
Not one to be shy in my opinion: the dudes a
Douche Nozzle (thanks to Ben Settle for that
doozy)
 
Super scaremonger
 
See, the dude is a “Money Saving Expert”
 
and is the author of a book called “The money
diet”
 
Every time I see him he’s on about scrimping
and saving and bargain hunting
 
Now, don’t get me wrong hombre…
 
I understand that some people struggle
financially and need to do that shit…
 
and of course, I have savings for when I’m an
old dude with tattoos and piercings who can’t
get a boner …
 
But SURELY, surely…..
 
There could be AT LEAST ONE show on TV that
didn’t
 
Scaremonger CONTSTANTLY
 
That doesn’t  have people living in fear and
fucking scarcity
 
SURELY we could have something on
 
CREATING MONEY
 
Oh we have the Apprentice? That show just
mocks the contestants for the nations
entertainment
 
Dragons den? Kinda the same deal
 
AT NO POINT
 
are we TAUGHT how to CREATE MONEY
 
CREATE freedom
 
CREATE prosperity
 
and LEARN HOW TO SELL
 
It’t no wonder most PT’s live from
month-to-month wondering where the next
client is coming from
 
Another reason why the smart, ambitious PT’s
and nutritionists are joining my inner circle
in their droves right now:
 
 
Paul ‘douche nozzle’ Mort
 
PS- considering releasing the first podcast
TWO WEEKS EARLY
 
Just cuz I’m a nice guy like that….
 
Will keep you in the loop, babycakes
 

 

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