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January 26, 2015

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I just couldn’t keep it in
(not the firs time, ask Mrs Mort)
The company I’ve hired to take care of the
podcast for me have moved super fast…
so the ‘first’ episode is now available for
your listening pleasure.
In it, I cover (with my posh friend, Chris)
* Why ‘lose weight’ ISN’T effective marketing anymore
and some advice on what IS effective now
* How often should you send emails if you want to 
get trust and bacon
* THE most important and often overlooked
thing to consider when starting a podcast (If
you want success)
* Why I QUIT the podcast and SOLD my bizniz
* “Making the Skeleton Dance” for fun and
* The BRUTAL truth about what happens when
you DON’T send an email
* When the BEST time is to send an email for
maximum profits
* How the “So what?” test is CRUCIAL to
improving your website, sales copy and email
* The “Peek-a-boo” Syndrome most PT’s suffer
from and why its MURDERING your success
* Why charging per hour is CRIPPLING your
income and reputation (and what to do about
* Why getting more clients is actually
“ASS-BACKWARDS” and what you should be doing
* Uncle Mortys secret to getting shit done 
(it’s not what you think)
* The most important FACTOR in getting your emails opened
and it has NOTHING to do with your subject line or time 
and loads more…
Including really dirty jokes… 
My singing voice
and a chat about Michael Jackson Tattoos
Paul ‘premature podcast’ Mort
PS- You might want to listen in private…
Ejaculation in public is never good for anyone
and you may end up spending the night in a cell…..


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