(IIFTY) If It Fits Your Twat-ros... bro - The Paul Mort Podcast

(IIFTY) If It Fits Your Twat-ros… bro

May 2, 2014

Talking to on old PT buddy of mine in the gym
on Weds <—- yup you read correct… Uncle
Morty, In the gym.

We got talking about the ‘phenomenon’ that is
I.I.F.Y.M

I wuz commenting on how I’d LOVE to learn
more about it but was consistently
overwhelmed by the arrogance of the people
that seem to preach it..

Now am sure they aren’t ALL like that but

Man, I Thought I was an argumentative cock until I met these guys.

Mass-debaters of the highest order. A LOT of time
on their hands.

Never seen anything like the amount of trolling
these guys do of other people.

Hence the ‘if it fits your twat-ros’ moniker.<<–
— What a word that is BTW ‘MONIKER’

Anyhoo, the convo moved on to arguments,
debates n shit.

(he cant stand Juice Plus and Herbal Life either)

Man, I’ve wasted a LOT of time and energy
‘debating’ with people in the past.

I’m sure you have too.

To the point where I’ve fell out with people
who I loved. (no shit)

To the point where I’ve lay awake at night
thinking about how I’m going to shut those
fuckers up.

^^ Kinda embarassing TBH^^

Don’t get it twisted homeslice, you MUST voice
your opinion.

You gotta be putting out content.

But here’s where to stop.

When you get ‘caught up’ in an argument.

That shits a waste of time and energy.

You gain NADA, hombre.

When Uncle Morty puts these emails out their
always laced with my strong opinion.

occasionally, (as in EVERY day)

Someone will reply to said email and tell me
I’m wrong.

Funny I’m reading they’re reading emails and
not the other way around mind you.

just don’t reply now, in fact homey…

I’ve been know to use their argument as email
fodder.

==== Get your pen out, babycakes ====

About to save you a ton of time, energy,
frustration and anger.

I put this on the old Flakebook earlier…

Thought of it myself and it made my balls
swell.

When someones belief of something is
stronger than your doubt… GIVE UP arguing
with them and spend your energy elsewhere.
Regardless of how right you think you are and
how wrong you think they are. You CANNOT win.
There’s not that much to be gained by proving
someone wrong anyway”

That first sentence is the tits.

Full stop.

and thats the end of todays lesson, cupcake.

Paul ‘Twatronutrients’ Mort

PS- Uploaded a new podcast with the guys
behind the BodyPower Expo yesterday.

It’s a total doozy if you’re looking to start
your own events…

No matter how big or small.

Theres a ton of bizniz lessons in there too.

You can check it out here:

https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/paul-mort-podcast-fitness/id727763849

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