“Hope I’m not caught with my pants down” - The Paul Mort Podcast

“Hope I’m not caught with my pants down”

July 31, 2015

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It’s been all over the news here in the UK
 
“Adultery site”, Ashley Madison was hacked
into
 
and the members, who are on there TO CHEAT on
their partners are SHITTING themselves
 
I gotta admit, babycakes
 
I HATE cheating. Like it disgusts me
 
Don’t get it twisted, where someone decides
to stick their love missile is completely up
to them
 
But they deserve EVERYTHING they get when
(not IF) they get caught with their pants down
and their balls on display 
 
Don’t get me started on cheaters that have kids
 
W.A.N.K.E.R.S
 
But you know, lying is VERY common in the human race
 
(‘specially in the fitness industry)
 
We got dudes lying about before and afters
 
Lying about their income 
 
Lying about their biz model
 
Lying about all sorts of shit
 
Thing is, I GET IT
 
There’s a lot of pressure to succeed right?
 
Shit.. until last year 
 
I WAS A MASSIVE LIAR
 
until it RUINED ME
 
Lying is EXHAUSTING
 
and the thing is, you ALWAYS, EVENUTALLY get found out
 
Wether it’s because you have a meltdown like me
 
or wether people find our your full of shit
 
You CANNOT outrun your lies, mother fucker
 
Dude, in all seriousness…
 
Since I decided last year that I had enough of lying
 
(my favourite lie being “I’m okay”)
 
things have NEVER been better
 
My income has gone up
My bodyfat has gone down
I no longer take bipolar meds
I’m PRESENT around my kids
My relationship with my wife has NEVER BEEN BETTER
 
(and the nookie? wowsers.. is all I’ll say. ha!)
 
The best part in terms of business?
 
I no longer attract assholes
 
that don’t want to do the work
that have zero loyalty
that have no sense of humour
that are ALSO full of shit 
 
Liars attract liars
 
So liten, if you’re ready to STEP UP
 
LEVEL UP
 
and start being BRUTALLY honest…
 
in order to CREATE THE LIFE YOU LOVE
 
Email is a KILLER way to ‘let it all out’
 
and guess what, broheim?
 
PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE IT
 
They see a HUMAN- not a robot living on tuna and rice
 
They see someone willing to call them out on their own
BULLSHIT
 
(thats SEXY, i’ll tell you more tomorrow)
 
Come get some:
 
 
Paul ‘calling bullshit’ Mort
 
PS- This is why I have such a prollem with the mush cookie
“Fitness Business Coaches”
 
They’re full of shit
 
One persona in public
 
another behind closed doors
 
Basic, class A.. LIARS
 
I ain’t angry though
 
They’ll implode eventually… 
 
Just like I did

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