Evil Mush Cookie Slayer - The Paul Mort Podcast

Evil Mush Cookie Slayer

July 25, 2015

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I don’t hate the mush cookies…

They’re just full of shit

If you’re new here, a mush cookie is one of
those ‘goorooz’ that talks a bunch of crap
about ‘positive thinking’, ‘vision boards’
and the only content they put out is
rigurgitaed quotes that really mean nothing

and their results suck

Dont get me wrong, chico.. I’m all for
positivity..

but these guys? they take it to the level of
‘nausea’ –> and its mostly an act

anyhooooo… on with this email

Let’s slay us some mush cookies today

See, there are 2 quotes they LOVE to push on
people that are reaaaaaal horsecrap

Let’s tear the proverbial head off them, eh?

1- “Build it and they will come”

I mean, really?

Case in point…

I operate out of ‘managed’ office space

Gotta gym there and an office in some ‘light
manufacturing units’

Surrounded by a bunch of other bizniz’s

The turnover of people there is INSANE..

Like people come in for a few months.. expect
to get clients via osmosis or something

thenn…”poooof” they’re gone

bizniz closed down..

why? the believe that quote…

YOU HAVE TO GO OUT AND GET CLIENTS

GET IN FRONT OF THEM

BUILD TRUST WITH THEM

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2- This is my VERY favourite bullshit quote

“Do what you love and the money will flow”

COME ON mush cookies

Listen, no matter how much I get my cock in a
headlock

I’ll NEVER, EVER EVER be paid for
masturbating

or for playing Xbox

or indeed for playing football

But seriously, hombre

Anyone, that believes this?

Super deluded

or in the mush cookies case…

Full.
of.
shit.

Lets put this to bed

Money ONLY flows if you either 

A- win ye olde, lotto

B- Become a BAD-ASS at marketing 

It really is that simple.

Marketing ISNT posting endless updates on Flakebook

OR begging like a tramp with a coffee cup

for “Likes and shares”

Tell you what’s PROVEN to be 6x more effective
than Facebook for making sales?

it’s that ’email’ thing again

(course it is, man)

You know where I’m going with this

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PS- If you believe any of those quotes…

then honestly, my emails aren’t gonna be for you

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where often, the truth hurts

but where if you get it right, you can create
a GREAT life

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