Biz Jizz Lessons From Keith Lemon - The Paul Mort Podcast

Biz Jizz Lessons From Keith Lemon

May 28, 2014

Discover How to Dominate Your Local Area and Crush Your Competition with My Famous Daily Emails

Give me your email address and I’ll also send you a free digital copy of my powerful £98 a month “MMIC newsletter”

Privacy policy

I fully understand when I sign up, I am subscribing Paul Mort where I will received DAILY emails and promotional messages from Paul Mort

Yup, you read that right ^^^

That dirty bugger with the ginger hair from
Celebrity Juice is a GREAT source of
edu-ma-cation on how to get more clients…

Well, kinda.

I’m not suggesting you have to talk about
finger blasting, Jizz and other vile
stuff

(although I find that type of ‘childish’
toilet humour hilarious- a lot of people hate it)

In fact, you don’t even have to watch
Celebrity Juice.

Stay with me here, bro-migo.

See, I harp on ALL the time about FUN.

About how the fitness industry..

Well, usually just PT’s

take themselves WAAAAY too seriously.

To the point where people think you’re some
kinda robot.

and are intimidated (THAT is one of the
reasons they end up going to slimming clubs
and Zumba by the way)

But more importantly for YOU, chico…

is that having the ability to make people
LAUGH…

or at least smile,

While reading your ‘marketing message’

is one of THE most important ‘skills’ you can
learn.

I’ll quote our main stain

the greatest marketer ON THE PLANET, Mr Dan
Kennedy esquire here:

People buy more and buy more happily when in
good humor. Understanding humor and being
able to effectively use it for your sales and
persuasion purposes is a powerful
advantage–for any speaker, salesman or
writer.

The prollem for a lot of people?

They ain’t naturally funny.

** Bad ass tip coming up, bubbha **
v v
v v
v v
v v

Click here to get my famous, straight talking daily emails…

Watching funny shows.. or REALLY good
stand up comedians..

Well, its almost like ‘LEARNING’ to be funny.

I’ll say it again, babycakes.

The ability to make someone smile or laugh is
one of THE best ways to ‘disarm’ them..

to take away intimidation. To have them
‘lower their gaurd’ about you and what you
do.

So that you can gain their trust…

and make more BACON.

Clips of good comedians can be found on
youtube for free, too.

So, next time you’re maybe having a shave
(ladies), or eating lunch.

Stick on some funny shit.

write some of those stories, jokes and one
liners down.

and then USE them.

Thank me later, broheim.

Paul ‘I’m off for a shit, see you in a bit’ Mort

PS- Check out the Intro/Voiceover on the
brand new episode of the Paul Mort Podcast…

Where you think I picked up some of those
‘sayings’?

You got it…

Comedy, baby.

It’s funny in any language.

Here’s the link to the episode:

http://iampaulmort.com/pmp41-michael-heppell-world-class-speaker-best-selling-author-drops-bombs/

Itunes link will be up when they catch up too

Click here to get my famous, straight talking daily emails…

1 comment

Leave a comment: