My BIG Black Friday Announcement

November 24, 2017

So here it is, chico

If you’ve spent the past twenty-four hours ‘salivating’…

At the prospect of a big, fat, discount on my products or services?

I’ve got a VERY special link for you

It’s at the bottom of this email

And it’s labelled ‘unsubscribe’

Harsh?

Perhaps

But here’s the thing…

Whilst every other f*cker out there is offering discounts?

I have absolutely NO intention of doing so

And I recommend you follow my lead

Why?

Because we both offer VERY valuable services to our clients

Services that have the power to change lives

And impact future generations

The second we start competing on price…

Or offering discounts?

We cheapen what we do…

And EVERYTHING that we stand for

Not only that, but discounts tend to attract the ‘wrong’ type of clients

And by ‘wrong’ I mean:

Price shoppers

Tyre kickers

And chavs

Don’t believe me?

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Watch the news tonight

And take note of how these people behave

Pushing

Shoving

Even fighting

All for the sake of saving a few quid…

On some sh*tty own brand supermarket TV that they don’t even want

(Or need)

I don’t know about you, amigo…

But I would NEVER work with that type of client

(They’d be a terrible fit for ALL of my programmes)

So yer, like I said earlier…

If you’re a bargain hunter?

That’s cool, bro.

But I don’t have anything to offer you

So you might be better off scrolling down to the bottom…

And clicking on that ‘unsubscribe’ link, instead

Paul ‘F*ck Black Friday’ Mort

PS – If you’re interested in attending my VERY special one day event…

Unstoppable Underground?

You better get a move on

I’m putting the price UP later on today…

(Like I said, F*ck Black Friday)

And tickets are going FAST

If you want to find out more?

Go here:

http://iampaulmort.com/uu

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