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Email from Carly

October 31, 2017

Got a cracking question from Carly a while back via email… “Order of set up for Marketing and Lead Generation? I’m setting up the marketing and networking of a conditioning company. Got a lot to do but my part is to create leads to generate sales of the ‘physique’ side of the company” So lets […]

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The Fastest way to f*ck yourself

October 30, 2017

Alas, amigo… This is not, unfortunately one of ‘life hacks’ for magical masturbation (I drop those on the podcast, normally) Anyhoo, I’ve been thinking (yup I sometimes do that) About why people screw themselves when it comes to success and turning all of their ideas into money… See in my humble (and correct) opinion, it […]

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Your Invite Is Inside (IMPORTANT)

October 29, 2017

No podcasts from me this week, mon ami What can I say… I’ve been busy with stuff that actually gets me paid (It’s all about priorities, my friend) However, that’s NOT to say that I’m here empty-handed Far from it, actually

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Most Of Them Are Struggling

October 28, 2017

On Thursday, I held a webinar for my ‘other’ business: Unstoppable B*stards During which, I made a whole bunch of sales for my six week pre-Christmas programme Tomorrow night? I’ll be hosting the ‘encore’ version of that webinar… Where I’ll make even MORE sales (Reply to this email if you want the link) However, I’m not […]

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“Can I pick your brain?”

October 27, 2017

You know how it is, chico… Those emails Texts, Facebook messages and tweets The Lunches, the coffees, the pints all with the premise of ‘picking your brain’ So how do you deal with it? Well… I’ll get to that but If you’re anythin’ like me hombre, your time is f*cking valuable You’re busy

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MMIC Free Trial

October 26, 2017

Don’t let that chicken skin handbag tingle too much, chachi That free trial aint happening… But I am gonna address why See, I got a question yesterday from Helen yesterday She was frustrated at all the bullsh*t from the Mush Cookie Goorooz that seem to have inflitrated the fitness industry with ZERO track record of […]

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would you SACK a PT client?

October 25, 2017

Few years back now… I got ‘shot at’ by a few guys in the fitness industry who, lets just say weren’t very happy that I advised people to ‘sack’ clients that they didn’t want to work with These dudes even went so far as to get together and record a podcast about me Well, not […]

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How to get DUMPED (Dudes and Chicks)

October 24, 2017

Disclaimer: Uncle Morty may be an absolute fountain of knowledge when it comes to getting clients BUT he is NOT a relationship expert However, what I’m about to tell you means if you’re ‘in da luv’ right now…. you won’t get dumped like one of this little baggies of dog turd oh AND you’ll get […]

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The Tubby Trainer who’s makin bacon

October 23, 2017

WARNING: DO NOT get this twisted, babycakes This email is NOT for one moment saying that you shouldn’t be in shape as a personal trainer and take care of your body That sh*t is VERY important But there’s something else thats MUCH more important and its the reason why ‘out of shape’ trainers are making […]

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The Most Important Podcast Ever?

October 22, 2017

Earlier this week… I recorded what could be my most important podcast EVER But to find out ‘why’ it was so important? You’ll just have to check it out, for yourself: