“Paul Mort is unethical”

June 30, 2016

A while back a guy over in Ireland was apparently talking smack about your Old Uncle Morty I don’t remember his name (funny that, eh?) anyhoo… his whole pissy knickers whining was that I the stuff I teach people is ‘unethical’ That ‘selling’ to people had no morals… Obviously, I laughed my big, hairy ass […]


99% of fitness mentors need not apply

June 29, 2016

So like any smart biz owner… I have a coach… actually, I have 3 (more on those later) Last week, I headed to London to attend a meeting for one of the program I’m in Man, I remember when I first joined this thing… The first thing I got from them is a letter (one […]


The man with 30 RUBBER girlfriends

June 28, 2016

No, amigo… your eyes aren’t deceiving you There is a gentleman who does indeed live with 30+ rubber girlfriends and yes, I’m going to write an email about See, this guy was lonely, which is kinda sad So he has a bunch of sex dolls, dressed up in clothes and everything to keep him company… […]


Training with a semi-boner

June 27, 2016

<<^^Thats exactly what happened to me on Wednesday in Bury, near Manchester See, I’m training for my first boxing fight (more on that next week) and my buddy Ric Moylan set me up to watch WORLD CHAMP boxers Scott Quigg and Anthony Crolla Both BRILLIANT boxers.. and man what lovely, down to earth guys These […]


Steal this from Porsche

June 25, 2016

Hot daaaaang amigo, a Porsche dealer in the states recently did some marketing that really blew my mind. It was so good that I couldn’t wait to tell you about it. I’ve used something similar for events and mentoring and its been really effective at taking people from “thinking about” signing up to actually committing. […]


Mortys man-crush speaks out

June 24, 2016

I ain’t to ‘manly’ to admit that I do have a few man-crushed mostly footballers.. or soccer players for my american chums One of those crushes is Roy Keane, ex Man Utd captain, Ex Sunderland manager If you get the chance, read his autobiography This dude is a straight talker, to say the least (you know […]


“Dear fat people”

June 23, 2016

I promised to share with you my opinion on ‘fat shaming’ So I will, and I have an example too… Man, I didn’t evne know it was ‘a thing’ until I saw a video… From the comedian Nicole Arbour entitled yup, you guessed it “Dear Fat People” (in the PS- MAKE SURE you read the […]


How I got 12 new clients in just one day

June 22, 2016

Last December I had one of my best days in bizniz I had a £36k day… Yup, 36 grand in one day Sure I’m supposed to say something like “I aint bragging” but truth be told.. I AM bragging.. 100%.. but only to show you that you oughtta listen to your dirty Uncle Morty you […]


bIzZaRe Restaurant, crazy roolz

June 21, 2016

Those Japanese dudes do some crazy shit… If you’ve ever seen any of their TV shows, you’ll know exactly what I mean so when I saw this bit of news I had to tell you ’bout it The countries first NAKED restaurant is set to open July 29th (funnily enough, the night of my first […]


It doesn’t get more blatant than this

June 20, 2016

This months BRAND NEW inner circle hard copy newsletter goes to print today and honestly, I think its my best one this year If you’ve ever wondered how I’ve made so many sales at events and workshops and get invited to speak at events like Fitpro live, Bodypower Expo and “Changing the game” over in […]