PMP#32 John Spencer Ellis… THE most successful man in fitness?

January 31, 2014

  Click here to get my famous daily emails.. and prolly get more clients as a result list Each week, over one million people enjoy a fitness and personal development program John created. He is the CEO of the National Exercise & Sports Trainers Association (NESTA) CEO of Spencer Institute for Life Coaching, CEO International […]


How to get DUMPED (dudes and chicks)

January 31, 2014

Click here to subscribe to have me ‘in your box’ daily Disclaimer: Uncle Morty may be an absolute fountain of knowledge when it comes to getting clients BUT he is NOT a relationship expert However, what I’m about to tell you means if you’re ‘in da luv’ right now…. you won’t get dumped like one […]


Last night at Heston Blumenthals (and chavs)

January 29, 2014

Click here to subscribe to my mailing list Your Uncle Morty of South Shields ate at Heston Blumenthals restaurant ‘Dinner’ last night. Meat Fruit (seriously), thats it there>>>>> Aberdeen Angus with Mushroom Ketchup with a desert of Brown Bread Ice Cream. I’m not telling you this to brag about how much money I make (for […]


18 new clients on 12 month contracts (must be nice)

January 28, 2014

Message from Marketing Muscle Insider Carolyne McDougall reads: “I’ve had the best month ever all done by daily email.. I signed 18 new clients on 12 month contracts” Must be nice eh? ^^^gets right on my tits when people roll that one out by the way^^^ Anyhoo, before I got off on a rant Back […]


How to get booked for speaking Gigs..

January 27, 2014

Great question for Subscriber Kevin Yates: Click here to subscribe to my mailing list “Hey, on your last podcast you mentioned that you’re speaking at an event. It seems you speak quite a bit and I was just wondering how you get booked so much? I mean, do you try to get these speaking opportunities […]


PMP#31 Martin Rooney Talks Success, Hustle and Kicking Ass

January 24, 2014

    Click here to subscribe to my mailing list Man.. this is EXPLOSIVE. Martin Rooney of Training for Warriors joins me and discusses ‘how to stop being a pussy’.. kind of 😉 Martin Rooney is an internationally recognized fitness expert, best-selling author, and sought-after presenter. Martin has his Master of Health Science and Bachelor […]


Profiting from Piss Taking…

January 23, 2014

Click here to subscribe to my mailing list MMIC member Mark Raynsford from asked me this yesterday: ‘Dude, do you ever respond to any unsubscribers comments via email?! I know I should ignore them and move on, but odd 1 or 2 you want to send a response and say “hey fuck face, this […]


BMW made my balls tingle (steal this)

January 21, 2014

This is the kinda marketing that makes my balls tingle. My ‘twitter buddy’ Adam Gethin went to check out a BMW at the weekend. I loves me a BMW too. I got the 3 series M sport 18 months ago and LOVE it. Anyhoo… the magic-marketing-that-gave-me-a-boner happened yesterday… The day AFTER he saw the car. […]


“You’re meant to suck, not blow..”

January 20, 2014

is a line from a scruffy joke. But also sits well with this email. Click here to subscribe to my mailing list soo… my new crib in South Shields has a black carpet. GREAT for when you have kids right? Fuck NO. It’s a nightmare. It’s like a ‘fluff magnet’ Man, am pissed off just […]